The arm and leg fart. There is no finer art. Once perfected it can entertain the most refined audience for hours.
With 3 young boys in my house there are normal farts, arm farts and leg farts happening constantly. Now I know you may think you are above this caper but come on….lets get real – farts are always funny no matter how they happen. Don’t tell me you don’t laugh.
Harry – my 7 year old – has definitely perfected this sport. There is the normal arm fart, then there is the squeaker. The squeaker has a high level of difficulty and only the most talented of arm farters can perfect this one. The slow squeak is even harder and requires dedication and concentration. It is the Slow Squeak that cracks me up every time, I can’t help myself, even if I am cranky I have to laugh. Now, you know that I am quite an amateur at this whole blogging business, so I hope you can see these little films, it is my first try at inserting them into a post….so here goes….
Then there is the leg fart. You can crack this one off either standing or sitting. For the single leg fart it is preferrable to be standing. If you would like to attempt the more difficult “tandem leg fart” you will need to sit.
Now Harry is quite shy and unassuming so it was hard to convince him to let me video this, but I did manage a few quick shots (and had to negotiate a price….$3.00 is the going rate). Clancy thought it might be fun to give the arm fart a try. He is what you would class as a beginner.
Have you perfected the arm or leg fart? I have tried but it is clearly not my thing and really quite hard.
Get your kids to demonstrate, I promise you that laughter shall follow.
Any suggestions about movies and blog posts will be accepted.