Do you suffer from “Bitch”??? I have found the cure*. These pills promise to make you a nicer person, less psycho, basically they seem like the one stop shop for all of your problems. They have to be too good to be true…surely.
Look what arrived on the mail plane this week:
My order from Pharmacy Online. If you missed my post about PMS you might want to go back and have a ready so you are on the same page as us…. just click here.
Right, are you all caught up? Great.
So I pulled out the PMS pills and announced to Mr Chardy: “Look, my anti bitch pills have arrived, these are going to turn me into a nice person”…. he was sceptical to say the least. Just have a read of this box, it is hilarious. Surely they can’t do all of this. But I am willing to risk it and give them a go. Lets see how I feel after a month. Here they are, just have a read of this box, it appears they really are the miracle cure – unbelievable.
I also finally have some Rescue Remedy, I may have popped a couple of the Pastilles yesterday and even sprayed my tongue when the kids were going crazy and running around the house fighting…. I think they actually worked. I did feel calm. I didn’t scream like a raving psycho. I took a few deep breaths and nearly whispered at them to calm down. I think I need to take my own advice on the odd occasion. Just have a read of the Rescue Remedy, it seems this is an all in one cure too. I am going to be such a nice person in no time at all.
In other news….
My New Job
I am going to be the new Station Cook. I know, I am moving up in the world people. Unfortunately our new cook is feeling a little trapped in the kitchen and I just don’t have the heart to find a new one. They are few and far between anyway. So I am it. Watch this space, you may see quite a bit of spray going on my tongue and I am sure there will be plenty of recipes to come.
So it is a good thing I have managed to get my life and house sorted and under control. I have now been clean for 52 days! It has definitely become a habit now, and I don’t even have to think about it. So I think I can do this cooking gig (stop rolling your eyes Mrs Rumbo and Mrs P), I just need to stay organised. Are you keen to come along for the ride?
I haven’t been to town for…
It has now been 58 days since I have been to town…. we returned home from holidays on 21st January, that is nearly 2 months people…. 2 months, do you hear me. I HAVEN’T BEEN TO TOWN FOR 2 MONTHS!!!! No wonder I need these pills. I have been off the station 3 times, but not to an actual town. I have travelled on lonely highways and bumpy dirt roads….but no town! And my online shopping is getting out of control, I am going to have to put myself on a ban.
Did you get your tickets? The most exciting thing that has happened in the past 2 months is securing a ticket to the ProBlogger Conference, which will be held in August down on the Gold Coast. I went last year and you can read all about my experience here. I was so new to blogging, didn’t have a clue really. I purchased my ticket before I even had a blog. But it was the best thing I ever did. I met so many wonderful people who I now call my “virtual friends”, well I have met some of them in real life but it was quite brief. So I am really looking forward to this years event, where I will know these people, it is going to be that much fun. So tell me – will I see you there? Is it your first time? Don’t be scared, be brave and come along! I will have a wine with you – Yes I am looking at you She Sows Seeds and Between you & me.
What are your plans for the weekend? I really can’t believe it is Friday already.
I am trying to convince Mrs Savvy B to come over and play. Come on Mrs SB…..
*Don’t worry, I don’t actually think they are going to cure my inner bitch, this is meant to be more of a funny post than a medical one, so don’t get your nickers in a knot over it. Please!