I thought I would share a couple of things today to make you laugh. I do love to make people laugh and thought perhaps you could do with a little pick-me-up on this Monday morning. So, lets do this…
I am the biggest fan of The Katering Show and found one that I have never watched before. It also just happens to be all about Christmas, so thought it was very fitting to share it with you. These girls are seriously two of the funniest chicks I have come across. They will be sure to put the biggest smile on your dial and if you love this one you can find more eps on You Tube.
Another story I thought I would share with you is the one where I visited the Adult Shop. Yep, you read that right folks…. I really did. It seemed to crack my friends up when I told them so I thought it would be wrong not to share the story with you too, seeing as though we are such good friends now.
So when I was in town at the beginning of the month a friend and I decided to hot foot it to the Adult Store to see what all of the fuss was about because it seems we may well be the only 2 humans left on earth who have never been into one. I mean, I thought they just sold “Adults” and was quite keen to make a purchase – you can never have too many adults in your life can you. We parked out front and I felt like we should have balaclavas on or something to disguise us. We ducked in and I don’t think anyone spotted us.
Once inside we didn’t know which way to look…. holy shit…. we were so far out of our comfort zone it wasn’t even funny. Thankfully we were the only ones in there. Pip, the friendly owner wandered over to see if we needed some help. Oh, hell yes we did, thanks Pip. She was hilarious, before long we were old friends. I reckon Pip would be around 60 give or take a few years and I bet that lady has seen it all. I am pretty sure nothing would shock her and boy did she have some funny stories. Before you could say vibrator she was whipping things out of their plastic packs and telling us to “have a feel”…. Oh my goodness, I didn’t know what to do. Anyway, by the end of it I asked her if I could take her photo for the blog but she told me she doesn’t photograph well and suggested that I just take a photo of these “vibrating knickers”….
Look at the price tag on those suckers… slightly more expensive than my beige on beige target jocks that’s for sure. Do people really buy these things. So we did it – our first trip to the Adult Shop and we survived. Are we really the only 2 humans left on earth who had not been to one of these shops? Thanks for the laughs Pip and the funny stories, you are a total crack up.
So there you have it, I hope I have managed to brighten up your Monday morning with a few cheeky laughs. Now, back to the kitchen for me. But on a happy note we only have 3 people left here to cook for (plus my family so 8 really) so we are cruising along nicely, happy days my friends, happy days. Pulled one of the frozen chicken curry meals out yesterday for an easy feast.
Side note: when I got out of bed this morning I didn’t think I had a blog post in me… didn’t think I had anything to say but it seems my little fingers have tapped away and spewed out quite a bit of truth…have a great day!
Now, tell me… do you have a funny “Adult Shop” story?
Do you just LOVE The Katering Show as much as me?