I thought I would share a couple of things today to make you laugh. I do love to make people laugh and thought perhaps you could do with a little pick-me-up on this Monday morning. So, lets do this…
I am the biggest fan of The Katering Show and found one that I have never watched before. It also just happens to be all about Christmas, so thought it was very fitting to share it with you. These girls are seriously two of the funniest chicks I have come across. They will be sure to put the biggest smile on your dial and if you love this one you can find more eps on You Tube.
Another story I thought I would share with you is the one where I visited the Adult Shop. Yep, you read that right folks…. I really did. It seemed to crack my friends up when I told them so I thought it would be wrong not to share the story with you too, seeing as though we are such good friends now.
So when I was in town at the beginning of the month a friend and I decided to hot foot it to the Adult Store to see what all of the fuss was about because it seems we may well be the only 2 humans left on earth who have never been into one. I mean, I thought they just sold “Adults” and was quite keen to make a purchase – you can never have too many adults in your life can you. We parked out front and I felt like we should have balaclavas on or something to disguise us. We ducked in and I don’t think anyone spotted us.
Once inside we didn’t know which way to look…. holy shit…. we were so far out of our comfort zone it wasn’t even funny. Thankfully we were the only ones in there. Pip, the friendly owner wandered over to see if we needed some help. Oh, hell yes we did, thanks Pip. She was hilarious, before long we were old friends. I reckon Pip would be around 60 give or take a few years and I bet that lady has seen it all. I am pretty sure nothing would shock her and boy did she have some funny stories. Before you could say vibrator she was whipping things out of their plastic packs and telling us to “have a feel”…. Oh my goodness, I didn’t know what to do. Anyway, by the end of it I asked her if I could take her photo for the blog but she told me she doesn’t photograph well and suggested that I just take a photo of these “vibrating knickers”….
Look at the price tag on those suckers… slightly more expensive than my beige on beige target jocks that’s for sure. Do people really buy these things. So we did it – our first trip to the Adult Shop and we survived. Are we really the only 2 humans left on earth who had not been to one of these shops? Thanks for the laughs Pip and the funny stories, you are a total crack up.
So there you have it, I hope I have managed to brighten up your Monday morning with a few cheeky laughs. Now, back to the kitchen for me. But on a happy note we only have 3 people left here to cook for (plus my family so 8 really) so we are cruising along nicely, happy days my friends, happy days. Pulled one of the frozen chicken curry meals out yesterday for an easy feast.
Side note: when I got out of bed this morning I didn’t think I had a blog post in me… didn’t think I had anything to say but it seems my little fingers have tapped away and spewed out quite a bit of truth…have a great day!
Now, tell me… do you have a funny “Adult Shop” story?
Do you just LOVE The Katering Show as much as me?
Love the Katering girls. I’ve only really seen their Thermo YouTube. Never been to an adult shop before. There is one next to the Cheesecake shop at the end of our street. I’m always preoccupied with the cheesecake to even think about casing the Adult shop.
ha ha ha, next to the Cheesecake shop, that is hilarious. Ours is next to Bunnings… ha ha ha. It was so funny. Get onto the Katering Show and watch some more – the “I Quit Sugar” ep is so funny.
Oh Chards, I’d have loved to be a (vibrating) fly on the wall for that shopping expedition! xx
It was so funny…. Pip handed us a christmas candy cane lolly when we arrived and I felt dirty sucking on it…but i think i was “nervous sucking” …. god it was funny.
Fabulous experience, you can cross it off the list of ‘to do’ now. I remember when my husband and I decided to go to Sexpo and thought just like you. I had an older friend reassure me that it was OK and if we saw someone we knew that they were there checking it out just like us. I was educated while I was there……
Ha ha ha ha ha, “Sexpo” that is too funny – bet it was good fun though. 🙂
Ha ha hilarious! Now you should go to Amsterdam next and see a live Sex Show!! That will enlighten you! I must admit I felt extremely uncomfortable the first time I walked into a Sex Shop. I kept wondering who on earth buys any of these gadgets!!
Well Kathy… it seems everyone buys “those” gadgets, ha ha ha ha ha. I certainly had my eyes opened, very wide!!! Amsterdam… I am always up for a challenge. ha ha ha
I bet it was hilarious and I wish I was there with you, I can’t just imagine what you said/did! Yay for less people to cook for and even more excited for you that your family is nearly there for Xmas. Love The Katering Show.
Oh Em, it was so funny, Pip was just hilarious and had such funny stories, we were totally besties by the end.
Every time we take my 89 year old Mother-in-Law to the city, we pass an Adult Shop. Every time we pass it, she asks: “I wonder what they sell in there? Adults?” She has dementia. Now, every time we pass the shop, with or without her in the car, we all ask: “I wonder if they sell adults in there?” Cracks us all up every time!!
Ha ha ha ha ha, laughing out loud here Nicki!!!! You should take her in next time, bet it would crack her up.
Haha I remember an Adult Shop that was near where I went to uni/lived for a while. I was horrified when it closed down and became…A SUSHI SHOP. SUSHI. OH THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES.
Ha ha ha, that is hilarious Kez. Love it.
Darn it … now I probably am the only person who hasn’t been in a Adult shop. Although I’ve sood outside one as a teen in Germany, a country that doesn’t hide what adult shops sell. Is that close enough?
I’ve watched a few of the Katering Show (possibly because of you) and they are hilarious.
Thanks for bringing cheer to the party!
So glad you love Kate and Kate – they are just too funny. As for the adult shop – yep, I think you can tick that one off the list, ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha! I would of love to have seen your faces. I have never been into one either but stood out the front of an adult shop as a 20yr old to embarrassed to go in while I waited for a friend to buy some very hideous penis straws for a hens party! I would have the same first impression as you guys!
Oh god Mel, it was so funny. Those straws really are hideous aren’t they!!!
Miss Chardy you crack me up big time, love the Katering girls yes they are side-splitting. As for the sex shop been in one along time ago, I don’t really want to know what goes on behind closed doors it makes the imagination run wild.
Ha ha ha ha, too funny Barbie.